What You Shouting For

What happened

A man had his voice up at two women in aisle four. The whole shop had their phones out. Nobody moved till I did.

He clocked calm and read it soft. So we went outside. Black gloves, hood up, green mask.

Didn't touch him. Star jumps, twenty. Then one leg. Then hold your nose. Then the clown outfit out the boot, and back inside, in it, to say sorry to both of them.

Mask off. Gloves in the door. Home doing thirty. Milk's warm.

Every bar is a supermarket

Everything's reduced after eight. Him as well. He wanted change, got changed. Stood by the till, nobody moved till I did. She said bag for life, told her I've got enough of them.

Nothing violent happens in it. That's the joke.